July 2012
YOU PUNCH ABBY. I PUNCH YOU.
HAPPY BDAY KRIEGER IN HER SOCK OMGGGGGG
RAPINOE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
Everybody almost kicked each other’s heads off
GOOD LORD WE KNOW WE CALL HER BABY HORSE
We don’t need a reminder every freaking game…jeeze
yelling and doing crazy things with my body because I JUST WANT A GOAL AWAY
Every single game
- Commentator: That's Alex Morgan, nicknamed "Baby Horse"
- Commentator: Rachel Buehler, the Buehldozer
- Commentator: Rapinoe, shock of blonde hair
- Commentator: Carli Lloyd, who of course scored the winning goal in 2008
Cheney’s not scared to pull some shorts
Hope is a walking gold medal.
AGH ALL THESE CLOSE CALLS WITH THE GK OUT
Be prepared for my liveblogging of the USA/COL game

